It’s a celebration, bitches!
The divorce has been final for 2 months, but for various reasons, I’m just now getting around to throwing a party…
I am having a divorce party because I am celebrating the end of a long, hard, drawn-out process. Of course, that’s my perspective of things. If you’re still friends with my ex-wife and/or are offended by said party, I’m sorry, but…*shrugs* I earned this party and I’m celebrating.
Should you find yourself near Kansas City next Saturday night, join me, won’t you?

I’m planning another soiree in St. Louis, probably in October or November.